Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Late+ness

Seven months have passed and i have just remembered NOW?
Oh god im a bad Godmother. This is a Tragic Story, A young wonderful godmother who forgets to blog about that special day she becomes a LAPUN MARY!?. damn bitch
Here goes.
" tick tick tock tock"
" DING DONG"
* Time machine... chut chut chut chut chut chut chut.....

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Today(jan22) is a Special day. i think to myself.... and at the same time having a really really bad stomach ache ( Dad gave me a medicine for pangsai..saiing over the limit)
It was morning 9.00 i guess. My brotha was kind enough to accompany me to my Goddaughters batismal or batism.
Getting to the church is such a big fussel dude.. = = .. everyone is like in a rush to shit or something but anyway .
As we got to the church unfortunately the tablets my dad gave me is working like hell. Sadly i do not have anymore energy to shit out those crap ... and plus it wasnt time..
Michael Lin and Chanda and my goddaughter sat at the front row~ Happy Family~
so while waiting for the priest to finish his LONG LONG talk.. here goes.

KOr: That dude is gona talk from now 9.00 to 11.00 ..
me : WAT???? really ahh... (stomach Cry)
KOr: yeah .. lol.. look!....his still talking..
me : man this is soooooooo boring...... i wana sleep = =
KOr: rest for a while la.. u look sick...
(close my eye for a min and evaluating the stomachacheness)
me : kor!... is he REALLLLLY gona talk that long????
KOr: just joking la.. i think 10-15 mins guar
phew man! .. i tot that preist was really gona talk tat long!


next min.. i horridly ran off to toilet.. ( u'll kno what i did in there )
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Got out of the toilet ...
had some fresh air outside..
went back in and sat down .. waiting for the Priest finish his LONG talk..
u wouldnt know how i felt! i wanted to puke.. and fainting..
everything around me kinda went Bizarre!
panic-ly
i shut my eyes real hard cos man! it was scary i tell u ! .. real scary! .. and dizzy too..
and at the same time i was so scared that i think back what happen! ..

1. am i not suppose to be in a church??? is god angry at me????
2. is it becos Jayden nearly fell off the bed last night?

Ah me To fo .. Ah me To fo ... ~~~~~~~ah me to fo~~~~
I stupidly repeat those words in my mind..
had a peak of the outside world and everything was going Bizarre again~..
i turned to kor..
me : Kor .. I need a Chocolate REAL BAD! ...
KOr: Hurh? omg .. ur face looks pale .. are u hungry??
me : I think dads tablets are killing me.. i need chocolate real bad.. im fainting soon..
KOr: okay.. i'll go buy chocolate when the priest finish his talk..
me : HURH???? (shut my eyes again )

ahhhh meeee toooooo fooooo sorry god .. ...
am i not suppose to be in a church ?? ah me to fo .. i wont do it again~.. i wont come here again~...

omg omg...
That was stupid eh~ .. anyway i was toooo scared of fainting.!

Meanwhile the preist finally finish his talks and everyone finished their AMEN..
it was finally the time for my goddaughters Baptismal
the Priest call out the parents of the baby and start to do all those stuff..
i wasnt concentrating cos i really really need chocolate ..
all i kno is the priest called out the youngest godmother which was me and yeah do those Candle stuff... and helping the baby put on some stuff..
and then err... had no idea what had happen ..
everyone around started to take pictures.... i return to my chair and suffer i was dehydrated after all those watery shits!
Michael lin : Come yenyen .. go take photo
me : err u guys go take photos i wana sit down *awkward smile*
KOr : she shit too much fainting soon grins*
Michael lin : hur? come la yen .. go take photo..

sooo.. what did i do???
yupes i punched him right in the face! ...
hehehe wish so .. nah i didnt.. infact i stood up BRAVELY and went to take photos with my goddaughter..
y.y sobs* not that i hate ta carry her .. but just that im afraid i would faint! ..
but ...... in the end... err.. i was able to carry her for few seconds and take a photo with my super pale face...~~~~ ..>0< whyyyyyyyyy

Anyway the Ceremony ends with heaps of photo and hunger for chocolate mood
In the end.. i didnt get any chocolate and i havent finish my shitting.. and my day becomes the joke of my life... lol.. that Ah mo to fo thing? err was kinda ridiculous eh! .. but maN! i bet any one of you would do that too! and plus the night b4! i slept late ~ with my nephew ..
anyway .. this is my so-called Late POST! ..

ps : ... is it PRIEST or PREIST???????????????????

2 comments:

WIST said...

hehe its priest.. its always I before an E, except when its after C.. like

friend
priest
etc... is ie

but words like

receive
conceive is ei

all with c in fron will be ei ;P

wahaha nice post, ah mi toh fo (bows!!) hahaha

Yenish said...

lol.. Arigato Gozaimasu Sensei!! hehehehheh..